Gender

Male

Location

United States

Favourite music

Birds singing in the trees.

Favourite books

2001 Chevy Malibu Owner's Manual, The Dictionary.

Favourite movies

Drivers Education movies starring overpaid and overrated crash dummies who don't know crap about good acting but got a starring role because their crash test dummy uncles are famous directors. What a crock. I could outact those dummies anyday. I could. I really could.

Favourite tv shows

Infomercials, shows that have powerful and stern (but fair) preachers who scare the Hell out of me, Learning Chinese Is Easy For You And Me (lessons #3 and #5)

Favourite quotes

How come there is a fence around the cemetery? Because people are just dying to get in!

On RHMB I am known as

Distortion

To get to work/school I

Walk