What not to wear

[Vanessa Vasquez]

As someone with many thoughts but no formal fashion education, I have taken it upon myself to criticize some of Forever 21’s latest style concepts. Therefore, if any of the following items are currently in your Forever 21 check-out cart, do yourself a favor by deleting them and denying ever having anything to do with them. The seeing world thanks you.As always, I will be accepting thanks for my services in the form of shoes.

Some mornings, I wake up and think to myself, “How can I channel my inner disco ball with my clothing selection?” Oh, wait.

This is hilariously named the “Psychedelic Top,” for the only excuse one could give as to why they bought it would be something along the lines of, “Look, I was on a lot of acid, okay?”

A potpourri of various examples of fail.

A good way to determine whether or not this is appropriate attire is to ask yourself the question, “Am I about to celebrate Kwanzaa?” The answer to both questions should be the same.

Don’t look now, but Bill Cosby’s sweaters have infiltrated the “accessories” category!

What happens when you give a person who recently became blind a sewing machine and whisper, “Georgia O’Keeffe!” in her ear over and over? Had this not been created, the world might have never known.

You know what really makes me upset? When people steal from the elderly. I swear that this exact same material made its debut appearance in my grandmother’s living room in the form of a curtain.In my always humble opinion, a few people should be out of a job right now.