The devil box

[The Board Leprechaun]

My name is Cornelius and It is a long tale from which I find myself now here typing on a devil box to explain myself. Perhaps I should start with the devil box. I found it in an alleyway unattended.Someone must of left it.I have seen devil boxes that are big but this one folds in the middle and fits in its own case.For awhile I had heard of your internets and the wise sages that could be contacted but it did not work. I tried it outside one of your eateries known as mcdonalds.The devil box then did work.It eats the wifi demons that live in your mcdonalds. Recently I have found a barn near the woods that has such wifi demons as well.I know not how it works but through it I have met the nice people on the radiohead talkboard. It always has many wise seers and prophets such as the wikipedia, the youtube, and the googlemaps. The youtube has many magic screens in it and you can see many wonders. I suppose I should not tell everyone of such seers.They may become no longer a secret place.So I share the names of these seers with you but please don't tell too many people about them. The wicked may use their powers for evil and trickery.Plus using this devil box ,look at the wonder picture above of a man and a women holding hands with a leprechaun while another is near. What a place to have such a message.I hope you find my shire pleasing .Perhaps I will tell you more of my travels soon. -Corny