How my quest started

[The Board Leprechaun]

One day i was hungover.I was laying in a meadow on soft brush when i was awakened by two humans. One had black hair.The other was small and skinny but had strange trickery in his eyes. .He told to move along that they were going to film a video. I was still drunk and told him to piss off. I was tired and hungover that they should just move up the hill.It was a windy day. They did and then I heard them singing a short song.The skinny one came back to me and was mad I said go up the hills because it was windy up there and it nearly ruined the video. I must of said something like "Only a fool doesn't know when it is windy" because the black haired one picked me up and held my arms and was going to let the skinny one punch me.Before the skinny one punched me he decided to tease me. He taunted me about how wee I was and things and then asked "Where is your gold lilttle leprechaun?"Being held he looked me in my eyes and asked me again.I had to tell him under our ways and told him where it was hidden nearby. The skinny one saw how sad I was that I had to admit it and decided to look.He found the gold and then said "Look Joannie it really is a leprechaun.Theres a whole pot of gold over here!" Joannie let me go. I try kicking them and harming them but I was still hungover and could barely fight. I had to listen as they got friends in little carts to come by and drug all me gold away and left me pot empty.I woke up later and my pot was empty. I was furious at myself and at the theiving humans. They must not of known it was near mating season for leprechauns.The female leprechaun is very shy and only comes out in the spring from her cave and is impressed with the rainbow displays.The more gold in the pot the bigger and better the rainbow. I was just amassing enough gold to create a good enough rainbow when it was stolen from me.One day rummanging for food in your garbage cans I saw a smudged newspaer.It told about how a band Radiohead were giving their music away. It was called In Rainbows. In the picture was the two humans on my hillside.It said here is Thom Yorkie and Joannie Greenwood performing Faust Arf on a hillside. That was my hillside and that was the humans that stole me gold. By then I had travelled a few weeks east. I knew that these were teasing me still caling there musics that: In Rainbows.So I took my devil box, my red coat and some spare vittles and started walking back to the hillside.