Tuesday, October 26, 2004
PART 2
Radiohead Fan Fiction: Radiohead Fan Fiction
PART 2
"COLIN GETS JEALOUS"
(Thom is in the dressing room, sulking and stuffing his face with brownies)
COLIN: Hey, Thom, what's up?
(Thom ignores him)
COLIN: Hey, I thought you were a vegetable...arean...guy...thing...
(Thom continues stuffing his face)
COLIN: H-hey, thom...can I have a brownie? Oh yeah, I forget, your voice is ruined forever, isn't it?
(Thom flips him the bird)
COLIN: Fair enough. (thinks) Hey, how about this...if you don't want me to have a brownie...say nothing at all (giggles)
(Thom just stares at him)
COLIN: 5-4-3-2-...MINE! (grabs a brownie) Wait...if he doesn't want me to...then he wouldn't...but if he did...but...DAMN IT!!! (storms away)
(Thom rolls his eyes and continues to pout. Jonny walks up and tries to comfort THom. Thom gives Jonny his entire plate of brownies. They both smile and laugh-at least Jonny does)
COLIN: (to himself) I can't believe it. THom used to be MY best friend. Until stupid Jonny came along. Why did I ever let him join the band? Stupid best-friend stealer! Why does Thom like him best? I'm the one responsible for all our success!
*FLASHBACK*
1993
(The band is recording Creep.)
THOM: ...your skin makes me cry...
(In the background, Colin gets an evil smile. He takes out a couple jellybeans and throws them at Jonny, causing him to drop his guitar twice.)
THOM: ...you're so fucking special...*KA-CHUNK* *KA CHUNK*
*FLASHBACK*
1997
Colin is up late at night, looking over the final OK Computer playlist. It reads:
Pop is Dead
How Do You (remix)
Pop is dead (special dance mix)
Thinking about you (featuring Blink-182)
Macarena II: The seizure dance
Baby got back
mmbop (featuring Hanson)
How do you (latin mix)
Fitter Happier (featuring Snoop Dogg and ol dirty bastard)
How do you (acoustic)
How do you (just because we like it so much)
Pop is dead (featuring Frank sinatra)
COLIN: Yikes!
He takes out a CD called "crappy b-sides" and writes "OK computer" on it. He then replaces it and sneaks off to bed.
*PRESENT DAY*
COLIN: That stupid Jonny, I'll get him, oh I'll get him...
(on stage, 3 AM)
PHIL: (waking up) Oh, god, I'm bleeding so bad! Where is everybody?!
What will happen with Colin and Jonny? Will Thom ever get his voice back? When will Pop is dead latin remix finally be released? What will happen to Phil? And why the hell does the writer of this story seem to have
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