Thank you all for taking the time to read these. I'm glad so many people are enjoying it despite my horrible grammar and starting sentences with the word but:)Thursday shows :I Might As Well- A comedy series about a man with bad luck. No matter what he does things go terribly wrong and “I might as well” is his catch phrase. He works as a temp and every week he gets a new job which ends up creating humiliating and huge disasters. At the end of every episode he gets fired and the next week he is temping at a new place. (cbs)Its Gonna be a Glorious Day- This is a positive show for old people, the depressed and the people who are happy all the time. It’s a collection of local news pieces usually titled something “Whats Right In Our Town” when they are played on the news . It features all kinds of local boy done good stories and stories of people who overcame illness and tragedies. Also they tend to feature kids who want to save the environment and kids who entertain at nursing homes. Also in between stories are b-roll film of animals doing cute things. ( hopefully coming to oprah’s tv network)Izzi- This is a game show that brings out guys dressed as women and women dressed as men and people just dressed in strange clothing and has contestants answer the question: izzi a boy or a girl? Contestants win money if they can guess the actual sex of the dressed up people correctly. As the show progresses each round becomes more difficult as more androgynous people are presented to them. While it sounds a bit dirty the producers want to assure it will be worksafe enough for Monday morning internet viewingKaere- Is a film about a girl who was sheltered her whole life and is a mole person and her awkward transition to our world. Soon she writes simple poems and becomes famous but the fame leads her into temptation of revealing all the mole people secrets. How far is she willing to go to not be underground ?(one time on the board I misspelled Kaere’s name as krare which I then said was another boardie who was a mole girl who wrote me poems. So this is an extension of that joke.)K d em- K.d.em or Kitten Defense EMergency is a new hospital show on animal planet except all the patients are the cutest kittens you’ve ever seen with the most adorable problems. Upcoming episodes involve: kitties who yawn too much, kittens trapped in paper bags and can’t get out, meow meows who eat to much, kittens who think dogs are their mothers, and kittens who play fetch with q-tips. Yeah we know these aren’t really “emergencies” or that we really need a “defense force” but c’mon its cute kittens with adorable problems. Some images :http://catladydiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sleepy-kitten.jpghttp://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-trapped-kitten-1mL.jpgLaziness- This is a documentary attempting to find the laziest person in the world and give them an award from Modern Sloth magazine. Thousands have been suggested by family members but this documentary focuses on the top 6 contenders for the title. By the end, you too will wonder and debate who is the laziest. Is it the world’s fattest man who makes his skinny wife feed him 5 seven course meals a day and wash him with rags on sticks and empty out his “waste buckets”? Or is it “The Pavement Sleeper” who is a homeless man who has refused to move from one spot for over 15 years and is only kept alive by rainwater and stray bugs that pass by his mouth? Or maybe it’s the girl so lazy she has developed a rare mold disease from living in a trailer full of filth and won’t go to the doctor to treat it though it is easily cured with a simple shot. Plus three other lazy people that you won’t believe how far their laziness goes. At the end a winner is named but they doesn’t show up for the award ceremony.(cos of laziness)Lewis (mistreated)- This is an unique horror film. We see this young man name Lewis become abused and tricked into humiliating situations. At this point in films like this something usually happens and the abused kid becomes a monster and gets his bloody revenge, but in this film you just see one more horrifying scene of abuse and the film goes to black and ends 45 minutes in. At first audiences will be angry and disappointed but future generations and wise critics will see that the abusers were the monsters all along. By holding a mirror to society the producers hope to question people’s feelings of bullying and abuse.Lie bot – Are you a convincing liar? Find out on this new game show. If you can stump the Lie bot (made up of the best lie detection software in the world in a robot shell) you win money. Lie bot is voiced by Leonard Nimoy and sarcastically makes fun of the contestants and their “puny lies” (gsn)Lil’ Devil- When a childless missionary couple asked the orphanage for the toughest case they had, they got more than they bargained for when they got lil’ Missy (aka lil’Devil) the most evil little girl in the world. Watch as she destroys everything in her path and is out of control while her new adopted parents try to maintain some order.Little Emily – Ever wondered who is the smallest girl in the world is? Why it’s little Emily of course! At only 1 ft and 11 inches she is the smallest girl in the world. This documentary shows how she lives her life and her improbable marriage to the world’s hairiest man after meeting him in a freak show.(ifc)Lonely Minotaur- This is a new reality game show where contestants become beyond the legal limit of intoxication and then try to find their way around a large wooded maze to find the lonely minotaur. The first three drunk people who find him in the middle of the maze gets to answer his questions for big money. But if they get a question wrong they have to take a shot making it even harder to stay sober enough to win money. The last person who holds their liquor (doesn’t throw up or pass out) gets to keep all the cash won by all the contestants. There are talks of a possible partnership with leading liquor brands to create a new very strong drink called the Lonely Minotaur for the shots used in the show and later a consumer product.Lost-child- An hour drama where a team of volunteer mothers who have lost their own children try and find other kids who were kidnapped (or otherwise lost) to distract them from their search of their own lost children. During sweeps weeks they get clues to their own children’s whereabouts from a mysterious informant. (cbs)Lunarian-. Its about a young woman named Luna who stays up all night and works at the observatory and does star charts on the side. She has the power to see if couples are compatible by looking at the star charts. Everytime she would get involved with a guy she would make a chart for herself and her new guy but the charts told her it wasn’t a true match (and they are always right). One day she does a chart of a customer and finds he is the man for her, but it turns out he is soon to be married and is a rude guy who wants nothing to do with Luna. But destiny has a way of working out and the stars align for two star crossed lovers to find their way to each other in this romantic comedy.Mack- This a 4 episode series exploring the world of pimps. It teaches you everything from how to get your first ho from greyhound bus stations to where to buy pimp cups. Other highlights: the correct teaching of how to keep your women in line (violently and peacefully), the discovery of the very first pimp to wear a purple suit and the sweet talking competition at the player’s ball . Narrated by Snoop DoggMatthew Good (self proclaimed asshole)- Meet Matthew. Hes one of the good guys who helps everybody out. One day Matthew gets fed up with helping everyone and holding his resentful feelings in. So he decides to be the biggest asshole he can be by totally ruining all his relationships in the most horrible (and funny) ways possible in one week to make a clean break of his old life before moving away. Unexpectedly towards the end of the week an old lover returns (who loves the sweet old Matthew) ready to try to develop a relationship with him again. Hilarity then ensues as Matthew tries to be Matthew(good)to his old lover while trying not to let her find out about all the horrible things he has done before she showed up. This is difficult because she shares similar friends and gets a job where he went out in a blaze of glory. Jake Gyllenhaal has expressed interest in playing Matthew in this proposed summer 2011 releaseMela- Me-la is a show for pre-kindergarten kids and teaches them how to sing and develop language skills and timing. It is hosted by a woman named Mela who has her own opening song that goes “ me-la la / you-la la / we-la la/ sing la la”Minus-this is a tv show about a young toddler who thinks he is a squirrel. He often becomes very possessive of peanuts he finds and calls them “minus” (which is toddler speak for my nuts!). Watch as he tries to climb trees and scares the hell out of other squirrels. Soon he becomes too much for his parents to handle and they leave him at an orphanage. When they try to take his bag of peanuts he says “minus” and it becomes his nickname there. Who will adopt such a strange boy and can the orphanage keep him from killing himself chewing on wires? Cameo appearance in the pilot episode by Lil’ Devil as a fellow child in the orphanage (before she is adopted)Miss Juniper-This is a television show about a Indian woman who is known to heal using nuts and berries. In the pilot episode she is discovered by the Indians and is about to be burned alive by the Indian Chief for being suspected of using the sacred magic of the elders but before her execution she heals the Indian chiefs son’s asthma attack with a potion made of Juniper berries. Then she is accepted by the tribe and is known as the Native American equivalent of Miss Juniper. Over time she teaches the Indians how to heal each other and to learn to accept women as a bigger part of the tribe. Then the pilgrims show up and exciting times and stories begin, for there is much healing to be done.Miss Modular- A new beauty/ reality contest to find out who is the prettiest girl in America who also knows her math. Week after week contestants will be judged by a panel of nerds in both beauty and brains competitions. Every girl hopes she isn’t the one that head nerd professor Gary Endenstein pushes up his glasses at and mocks for making the most mistakes that week.Nature's Minister- When laws are broken in nature who should we turn to? Nature’s Minister!. He fights for the forests and for the earth and against any eco terrorist that has the audacity to break the laws of nature on his watch. It’s a full time job but with the help of his falcon friends he somehow gets the job done. (Steven Segal has expressed interested in this project)Norfolk Boy- This is a romantic coming of age film about a boy growing up on a wheat farm in Norfolk. He meets a traveling American girl and they fall in love and see the sights of Norfolk. The tale takes a turn when it is discovered the girl is terribly allergic to wheat. The boy’s father expects him to take over the farm soon after school but he wants to move to America and never see a wheat field again. Its a film about hard choices and young love ( and since its funded by the Norfolk tourism board, full of wonderful scenery of Norfolk) (lifetime movie)NymphadoraTonks- Ever wondered how Nymphomania really affects people on a day-to-day basis. Meet Dora Tonks who has suffered for over 15 years with it and how it has destroyed her life.
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