part 3 radiohead fan fiction

[you may call me radioheadfreak]

PART 3
COLIN GETS BACK AT JONNY

Colin is pacing around his hotel room, thinking.

COLIN: How am I going to get Jonny for stealing my best friend? Hmm...I can't kill him, cause Thom would suspect something...I can't steal his guitar, he would tell on me. Hmm...I'm gonna go get a soda.

He walks down the hall and sees a door with a sign saying "Beverages" he is pre-occupied, though, and accidentaly walks in the wrong door. It is the red room from Twin Peaks!

LMFAP: dddoooo youuuu knowwww wwwhhoo Iaammm??

COLIN: Oh shit!

LMFAP: Thisissss a formmica table....greeeen is itss colorrr...

COOPER: Don't take the ring, Colin!

COLIN: HOLY SHIT!

LMFAP: Theee gummmmyooou liikke is baack inn style...

COLIN: Really? New extra polar ice! Sweet? I gotta go buy some! (runs outside)

meanwhile...

Ed is in his hotel room, looking at himself in the mirror.

ED: Oh Ed...how do you do it? Beauty and talent, you never cease to amaze me, Ed!

He picks up his guitar, and notices something

ED: Hey...wait a minute! There's no plug in on my guitar! How could...gasp! All these years my guitar wasn't plugged in! It's not even a real guitar! Who could have done this??!! (thinks) Thom!! show-hogging jerk! I'll get him!



Uh oh! things are going to get ugly! (I think)

Seriously, I'm just making this up as I go alongPart