Thank you all for the inspiration over the years and putting up with my silliness with a smile:)
Part 1: TUESDAY SHOWS
(2) 2- (aka Squared) This is a sitcom about a math nerd couple who are deciding to move into together. It is full of math jokes that go completely over the head of the hippie parents who come to visit every other episode. Best episode to see if you might like it is about "a pi eating contest".(It is sort of like Dharma and Greg meets Big bang theory)
A- This is a new comedy starring Tony Danza, Matt Leblanc and Joey Lawerence. They are all teachers of down and out kids who they hope will earn “A”’s but the title is likely in reference to the amount of ‘ey’s (which sound like a drawn out A) said in every episode. Also stars Henry Winkler as the school principal (cbs)
Abductee- This is a weekly tv show about people who have been abducted by aliens and their stories recalled through hypnotism. The stories are re-enacted and the aliens look and act so creepy it is sure to give children nightmares for years to come! Hosted by David Duchovny
Angel in Limbo- A documentary about the former stars of Charlie’s Angels and their lives today as they struggle for acting work and raising their families. (also includes touching tribute to Farrah Fawcett )
Asabp- British hospital drama where asabp is commonly called out everyday on the er. (as soon as bloody possible!). Watch the young doctors fall in and out of love and deal with crazy patients in this hour drama coming to the bbc
Ask a Leprechaun – A call in show where you can ask a leprechaun anything (but most questions tend to be either about leprechauns or relationship advice). Sometimes the leprechaun goes on rants though, which is why a doctor is there to help answer questions as well. (Similar to Loveline but with a leprechaun).
Back from the Dead –This is a generic zombie movie with a title that could be changed to a misleading title that sounds very close to any new zombie movie that is released to trick the stupid people at Blockbuster into renting it. Possible retitles could be 29 days later, Zombieworld, Shawn of the Dead, Residential Evil, Dawn of the Deads, I are Legend. There are hopes to sell this one to the people who bought and put out Transmorphers and Transmorphers 2: Fall Of Man (direct to DVD, later sold to syfy)
(actual Transmorphers case art:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Transmorphers.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Transmorphers2.jpg)
Belwether- Meet Mr. Bell. He’s the new weatherman for channel 8 but it seems every forecast he says comes true. You see a week earlier he saved an Indian chief’s life and now his tribes perform rain dances to make his forecasts turn out correct. But when the calls pour in with brides asking for sunny days on weddings or farmers asking for rain for their crops how do you choose who gets their way?
And what happens if you don’t please everyone all the time? Find out in “Belwether “on Hallmark
Board Itself Speaking- When a long time member of an online message board dies its ghost resides within the board itself. It is there to help people and uses its ghostly powers to search the internet and the world for solutions to his former friend’s problems. When the ghost says who he is most dismiss him as a distasteful troll mentioning their dead and faithful friend. So it takes on the new name ‘Board Itself Speaking’ and helps his friends with his supernatural powers from beyond the grave. Drama ensues with a beautiful young noob girl falls in love with the person behind the new screen name and sets up romantic meets for them and he never shows up. (made for tv movie on cbs)
Brain of Nazareth- This is a comedic look at Biblical times starring an unknown townsperson in Nazareth named Brian just living his life oblivious to the historical moments going on around him in the background. Though it was respectful of Christianity it was cancelled after the first episode due to complaints and sponsors dropping out based on people finding the idea of a sitcom being set in Biblical times distasteful and sacrilegious. Others claimed it was almost a rip off of the Monty Python movie “Life of Brian.” The creators said their show had similarities to the film but was different as it dealt with a family man who was oblivious and “not a goofy way to messiah type story that the film was”.
Brpple- A quirky show about a girl named brpple. She’s only 6 (and her real name is Ramona) but wants everyone to call her brpple because that’s her fairy princess name. Shes precocious and precious and says the darnest things at the worst times. Her catchphrase is “Well aren’t you a big bag of mean!”
Cannot Tell Water From Champagne- This is a show about reforming country girls into proper ladies. Watch what happens when you take trailer park girls and put them into a 10 million dollar mansion. In this cross between the Beverly Hillbillies and the Simple Life. The girl that becomes the most cultured wins the mansion and enough money to maintain her new lifestyle for 2 years. May set the record for the amount of “y’alls” spoken per hour in tv history. (Fox)
Cinnamon-Carmine- Do you ever wonder how they make cinnamon? This 45-minute doc shows you how it is made with a visit to the Carmine family’s spice processing plant. From the root, to your table, to the corporate dealings you will see it all.
Cisum Tixe- How do you fill a whole desert with screaming rock fans at one of the biggest rock festivals in all the world? This documentary shows how difficult it is to get a big festival without going through Ticketmaster. Somehow the International Cisum Festival of Music in Death Valley Committee finds a way and you’ll see how.
Cloaked Romulan Warbird – In this Star Trek spin off movie we follow an intrepid crew of Romulans in the early days of space travel as they travel the galaxy in the first and experimental Romulan Warbird with cloaking technology. The first time a weapon is used in battle one has the element of surprise. How and when to use that is the main dilemma of the captain when he sees a fellow warbird being fired at by a large group of Klingons ships. He could save his fellow Romulans but give up the element of surprise of the cloaking device which could turn the tide of war they are traveling to. Do the needs of the many really outweigh the few? (syfy)
Cloudscapes- This is a painting show entirely dedicated to teaching people how to paint cloudscapes. Whether its puffy little clouds or angry grey clouds you will learn how to paint them with ease (public television)
Com-lag- A romantic film about long distance lovers. One in America and one in Japan after meeting on vacation. It was planned to be the sequel to Lost in Translation but none of the actors wanted to reprise their roles and now it is being made as a new and separate film with a new cast.
Completely Unhinged- This a documentary about carnival rides at amusement parks and how dangerous they really are and the stories of the unknown cover ups of these “killer rides”.Special notice goes to the ride “Ring of Fire” which has killed more people than any other ride by derailment.
-(youtube clip of the amusement park ride Ring of Fire in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR_38Xuw3fQ&feature=related)
Crazybikergirl – When the cops are paid off and justice needs to be served there’s only one lady to turn to: Crazybikergirl. Each episode she rides from town to town on her motorcycle. Her mythic status is known among the lands for helping the downtrodden and making things right. Whether it’s cracking the skulls of abusive boyfriends or setting a corrupt town on fire, justice will be served before she reaches the next town. Each episode we get clues to her mysterious past and the deeper agenda of why she travels from town to town.
CS- cs (crime scene) is a mobile phone only spin off of the popular CSI shows. It shows the actual crimes before the episodes air giving the home audience with V- Cast phones the choice of watching the crimes and knowing whodunit ahead of time or watching it normally (standard rates apply)
(disclaimers: I made a lot of stuff up for joke purposes. There is no Carmine Cinnamon Factory or Cisum Music Festival for example. Also the Ring of Fire is not the killer I make it out to be. While I try to keep things plausible, storytelling is basically creative lying. Keep that in mind.)
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