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[Vanessa Vasquez]

I havent blogged in a while but Im still around, just havent gotten the motivation to write anything but I have been asked to update my blog; so here I am updating my blog.Ive recently noticed that the morning is a bitch of a time to be enemies with physics. I swear I find myself arguing with the laws of reality because of something I was too lazy to set up correctly falls over or something gets caught on my foot and falls over or I bump into something. I curse the very fabric of reality and curse the universe; "damn you physics! why do you punish me so!"Arguing with inantimate objects is another thing that goes hand in hand with my seemingly winless war on pointless arguments. I know that they cant hear me and I know they cant argue back and I know that its a freaking object but that stupid expressionless piece of crap table knows it stubbed my toe on purpose but its hiding its little stupid smirk behind that unflinching no expression front. Fuck you table! I know what youre up to, you wont fool me fucker!Why cant physics just give me a break in the morning? I feel like science feels like screwing with me when I have the least amount of patience and it does. If I could I would just blame it all on a faceless God that likes to screw around with people with no reason other than, he works in mysterious ways. Fuck Science, who needs science when you have a crazy faceless God with a sense of humor that likes to fuck with you in the morning. Thanks Science.......I mean God.