You got to be F**king kidding ME!

[Vanessa Vasquez]

Get thee behind me Walmart. That's what I wanted to call this post and would have but in searching for the sorriest sack of sh*t for this week I realized none are as sorry as the entire Walmart Corporation.I spent the day before Halloween (Thursday) at work discussing the election and what a country ran by Barack Obama might be like. So with that fresh in my mind I stopped by one of the many Walmarts I pass on the way home to stock up on 12-Gauge shotgun shells and 30.06 bullets, because who knows if I'll be able to buy that sort of thing 6 months from now.I was completely disgusted by what I found at Walmart. The day before Halloween and they have Christmas Trees, up and lit and on display out in front of their store. It doesn't end there. I walk in and there are 20 foot high styrofoam trees throughout the store, and Christmas lights, ornaments, wrapping paper, the whole nine yards all out and ready.All the Halloween stuff they had left had been condensed from the 6 shelves full they had last week to two shelves full. The lawn and garden area was bursting at the seems with Christmas stuff just waiting till Friday night at midnight so it could all be pushed out to the main part of the store.You have got to be freak'n kidding me? Can they really be serious? Is this really what it has come to?I'm sure I don't know.What I do know is the f*cking pilgrims are getting screwed. Hello...Thanksgiving comes between Halloween and Christmas. I guess it's not in Walmart's best interest to have people actually think about what they are thankful for though. If you found yourself contemplating all the things you are thankful for, all the things you're blessed with, then you wouldn't be so miserable. You would actually think there was a void in your life. A void in your heart that only shopping at Walmart could possibly fill.

Walmart, take your pre-Halloween Christmas sh*t and your low, everyday prices, and the morbidly-obese, retarded, geriatric greeter at your front door and go f*ck yourself. I hereby declare you this Saturday's "Sorry Sack of Sh*t". I'm shopping at Target this year douche-bags!!!!!!!!!!!!