Leave My Spoons Alone

[Lester Chaykin]

I suspect that there is a devious and cunning force at work which maneuvers spoons in my kitchen sink.I am yet to witness this in action but i understand the sly, malicious and complex nature of such a force. This disgusting entity I will name "Dave".I have come to realize that the intention of these maneuvers is to leave spoons facing upwards, directly underneath my hot water tap. This causes the water to rebound in an aggressive fashion towards me each time i use the tap.If Dave does not withdraw from this relentless and outright evil attack, I will be forced to remove all spoons from the premises.