When the dogs did run from me!

[The Board Leprechaun]

This be a favorite leprechaun drinking song of mine. I said it be a favorite but I realized none among you would know it.It does speak of ungentlemanly things so fair madiens be warned as it may be too vulgar at times for thy tastes.When The Dogs Did Run from Me4 Leprechauns be in a bar drinking away their painand having fellowship at the end of their dayOne kept complaining to everyone who'd hearof the farmer's dog that did give him the fear.When getting the farmer's vegatables the dog was awareand this poor one complained it did bite his underwearHe sat right down and told this tale to the other 3who each in turn told their tales of when the dogs did run from me!Chorus:Though theres much greater and full of brawnthere be none braver than the wise leprechaunOur speed of thought escape even the sharpest of teethso raise your ale up high and get off your seatsinging la la la la hidey ho li!now sit back down drink and hear as another tells you whyThe first told the bitten one his tale of vicitoryhe went to steal vegatables when the farmer he did seeHe became much afeared as the dog did towards him ranthought himself a wise yet very foolish planHe pulled off his hat and pulled his coat over his headand instead of running away ran at the dog insteadThe dog did yipe and was a afraid as a monster he did seeand that be the day the dog did run away from merepeat chorusThe second leprechaun told them of the dayhe went to collect a wager but the farmer would not payHe let loose his wolflike beast but he did not fleesaying it will take more than this to scare a leprechaun like meThe dog did snarl but the leprechaun put out his armand the dog clamped down upon it like a lucky charmThe farmer thought of the leprechaun he now had no worryuntil the leprechaun kicked his dog in his goolyThe dog did run hurt having been kicked in its ballsand the farmer gave up the gold: "problem solved"the second leprechaun did say "thats how it worked for meon the day that the dog did run away from me"Repeat chorusThe third leprechaun said those be mighty talesbut I found a way with dogs that works and never failsI did drink much ale and from the farmer stole me a snackbut the farmer saw me take it and sent his dog on attackThe beast he did come growling and I did freezein my very boots I thought this would be the end of meThe dog nearly reached me with his shiny teethbut soon recoiled when on his face I took a mighty leakI did piss a stream upon it it ran and did screamthe day the dog did run away from meSing chorus yet a bit slower and ends with clapping and then it is free to all to speak of other ways to avoid dogs in their own poem form.There are many more ways told in lyric form as time goes on and more is added but I remember only fully clearly these three.I hope this gives you the merriment![ @) :{ ) >