Seriously, who are you calling neurotic?

[Vanessa Vasquez]

“Neuroticism (emotional instability).”David G. Myers, I’m talking to you again. I really am not a fan of your highly condensed take on this whole neurosis business. In fact, I’m more partial to this:A functional disorder in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence of disease, in various degrees and patterns, dominate the personality.… Although now I’m not entirely sure why. More room for interpretation, I suppose.Also, note to the heinous moron who has been talking on her cell phone for the past five minutes 10 feet away from me: SHUT UP. THIS IS A LIBRARY.Holy Jesus, I’m a hop and a skip away from throwing (what feels like) David G. Myers’ thirty pound book o’ fun across the room at her.When confronted, I’ll say I was merely demonstrating natural selection by both a) weeding the idiots out of the population and b) ensuring that those concerned with education survive (as my other option to get away from her whiny take on how many cinnamon buns she ate this morning and other information that no one, not even the person who originally called her, cares about is by throwing myself out of the library window, which is looking more and more appealing by the second).Hmm. Okay, maybe you win this round, Myers.