This is a little annoying

[Vanessa Vasquez]

If you are viewing this blog from work and being the reason why everyone is underpaid (they have to account for lack of productivity from lazy individuals such as yourself) or lack speakers for some reason, here is what it says:Hi, this is Vanessa. A few things: number one, this is not Dave’s phone. Do not leave a message for Dave. He’s obviously never going to call you back since he didn’t care enough about you to inform you of his number change. Number two, don’t leave a message for me either. Again, do not leave a message for me either. I don’t listen to my messages because I let them build up and then it just stresses me out, so I delete them all. If I want to talk to you, rest assured, I’ll see your missed call and I will call you back. Bye-bye.Simple enough, right? Wrong. So very wrong. Though I have had this phone number for almost a year, at least twice a week, I have two or more voicemails that begin with, “Hi Dave…”Even more disturbing than that, I end up with a ton for myself, including ones that start with, “NESSA! I know you listen to these mes–”See what just happened there? I deleted it. I know I come off like I’m socially retarded, but such precautions are necessary, for it legitimately stresses me out to listen to voicemails. Please, citizens of this already doomed country, don’t make me doubt our fate more than I already do: follow