Sockpuppet – An indie movie about a young misfit who talks only to (and through) a sockpuppet on his left hand. When a new girl moves into town he soon stalks her and then discovers she secretly does puppet shows for special needs children. He falls in love with her and actually attempts to talk to her himself but the sockpuppet has other ideas. Starring Zooey Deschanel and Micheal CeraSouthern Cross- An edgy new show about a southern minister who helps train boxers during the day and is a leader of the Klu Klux Klan at night. Can he maintain his secrecy and how can he condone such things being a minister? What will happen to the talented (yet African American) boxer who enters the gym to train with him. Tune in this fall on amc after breaking bad.Split-foot- Split foot is the main character in this cartoon for kids about friendly centaurs and how they live in harmony while fending off their enemies (the Satyrs) who wish to rule the world. Soon to be a toy line which all look like GI JOE torsos and heads on pony or goat bodies except of course for the Centaur’s Dream Castle and evil Satyr Doom Castle playsets.Stay Gold Jonyboy- A drama about a teenaged boy named Jony who has a rare disease which at first is mysterious but each week the audience get clues of what it is and how he developed it. Though most would be depressed, Jony decides to make the most of his life and the show follows his day to day life. His youthful optimism converts even the most cynical by hours end. Stars the youngest kid from Hanson as Jonyboy (nbc)Stay With Me- A reality dating show. A man or woman is paired with a group of 5 members of the opposite sex in a house with 5 rooms. Its up to the 5 players to keep the man or woman in their room however they can. No nudity, touching or blocking the doorway is allowed but anything else is fair game. The player who keeps the man or woman in their room the longest has a choice of a special date or 500 dollars cash money. (mtv)Strack- Strack is a documentary about the world of courtroom stenographers. Its titled Strack because Strackers are what they call themselves because they often have phrases stricken from the record or take out testimony that is disregarded. Strack is their inside joke way of saying stricken after one of them accidentally says "I already strack it from the record" to a judge in court. (special on court tv)Swan Swan Hum–This is a nature documentary about the matting habits of swans and their distinctive mating calls which under audio analyzation has an extra hum unheard (until now) to the human ear. Dr. Bekman explains to the audience in an easy to understand manner the complexity and beauty of such mating callsTantric Romantic- This is a romantic film about a woman who is addicted to romance thinking that true love cannot exist forever. As soon as the romance starts to wane she meets a new man and breaks up with the old one to always being falling in love. One day she meets Mr. Right(or is he just Mr. Right now again?). He is a businessman and one day gets the promotion of his dreams just as the romance begins to bloom, but it means moving away to a faraway country. The woman is a diehard New Yorker and loves the city she grew up in and doesn’t want move away from her family and friends. She is torn between the love and romance of the city where she works and has lived all her life and the romance with the man she wants to puruse.(not to be confused with the instructional videos on Tantric romantic lovemaking made by Sting and his wife)Tchockette- meet Tchockette! the girl who collects tchochkes. Do you need promotional pogs from 1994? Shes got them. How about a promo only alf doll? Infantiable swords? Got those too. She’s got a whole room of can cozies and enough bottle cap openers and lotto scratchers to satisfy even the most obsessive collector. Best of all she’s now selling all her stuff at low low low prices on home shopping! So watch for her every weeknight this summer on hsn.Tea on Neptune- This is a documentary about a rich eccentric old man and his broken dreams of building resort colonies on other planets since the 1960’s. The title is based on one of his famous pitches to potential investors " Just imagine it fellas! : Breakfast on Earth, Tea on Neptune!"The Brutal End of Dirty Socks- A sitcom about a disgruntled den mother who while sassy and sometimes cruel has a heart of gold and imparts wisdom to the students she cares for at the dorm. The show is called this in reference to the pilot episode where she sets all the boys socks on fire because they won’t listen to her to put their clothes into the hampers. Starring Roseanne Barr (abc)The Eraser- If you need someone taken out call the Eraser. A show about high profile assassinations and the super secret agent who is the best sniper in all the world while maintaining a cover of a international playboy . His catchphrase is something said at the end of every episode to his employers "Consider Them Erased!"The Smiths- The Smiths are your typical normal family. In fact they are too normal and it sort of creeps people out. The humor comes from their day to day interactions with their neighbors who are all quirky and weird. While it is very funny it has a layer of social commentary in making the audience question what is normal? (abc)Unleadedblue- this is a documentary about oil and how high gas prices affect the economy in a domino effect. It makes some good points but eventually it devolves into too many man on the street interviews cursing at the gas companies while pumping gas. (This documentary is not to be confused with Undeadblue the hilarious zombie comedy or the film UnLeded Blues about the solo careers of the members of Led Zeppelin.)orUndeadblue- (comedy movie) When a grieving widow goes to New Orleans she meets a mysterious gypsy who brings her husband back to life through voodoo. He retains his love and memories for his wife but has difficulty with being undead and what that entails (like trying to eat peoples brains and having bluish skin). Hilarity ensues when old friends and family visit and she has to explain her husbands reappearance and new habits.(I actually thought it was Undeadblue and not UnleadedBlue and made one up that way initially. Luckily I realized my mistake in time. My apologies to Kristen)Valerie- They made this one already. It’s a tv show about a mom raising up kids. It had Jason Bateman in it. Heres the opening theme if you don’t believe me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV-adcTgxiQ&feature=PlayList&p=9826C91B11952ECB&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=13Walls and a Frown- Living in the big city can be tough and with rent being so high, you can’t really afford much else. This weekly comedy show is about four people in an apartment complex in New York who work 12 hours a day with nothing to show for it but "walls and a frown" and their wacky adventures despite barely getting by.Witches Hat- When children find an old witches hat in the attic they find out they have magical powers while wearing it . They can understand the animals when they speak and can fly on brooms. When their parents find out it is revealed that the parents are retired witches. They then teach the children of the witching way and their responsibility to help ward off the evil shadows that live among us all and want to make the world become total darkness. This animated children’s show is aimed at a slightly older tween demographicWoolyhat2- Woolyhat 2 is an anthology show where each week the hat travels from one self contained story to another. The hat is a wooly hat and has a red number 2 on it. Sometimes the hat plays a part in the story. For example in the episode called "Xhance Meeting at a Diner" A man forgets the wooly hat at a diner and when he goes back he meets a beautiful waitress who picks it up from of the floor. Over time the audience will question if the hat gives people magic powers as things around these people fit together too well. As episodes progress we learn the history of the wooly hat and the mysteries surrounding it.Y- Y is a game show about how long you can answer the question why (Y). It starts with a simple question. Then you are asked why? Over and over. Each time you can answer the question Y without going into God, the big bang theory or get frustrated by saying something like "because that’s the way it is" you win money. You bet upon how many Y questions someone on the opposing team can answer before messing up in the tradition of Name that Tune. (gsn)You Shall Be My Roots- A period comedy about a high society girl in the late 1880s who becomes orphaned and is then raised by her family’s slaves after her family suddenly dies and learns she has no other family living. Known for its catch phrase " That little white girl has gone crazy again!"(comedy central)STEVEN’S VERY TALKIE BAWK BAWK WHINE- Steven’s own talk show with special guests and celebrities. All translated by his sidekick Jim. This is set to go against Leno late nights this fall.The End(?)People have commented on my creativity but creativity is like a can of gasoline.It still needs something to get it started and to catch fire. I still need that 5 percent of inspiration to inspire me and set the wheels turning. Every once in a while the RHMB has given me that 5 percent and set my creativity going. Thank you all for reading and for the inspiration.-craig
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