Welcome, dear Sir, to our store!
Your need will be met to full extent!
But how much do you have?
Oh, just a dollar?
Well...have this small box of rice
and a plastic bag to go with it.
Oh, you have around ten bucks?
The story is different with you!
You can have this large box of rice,
some tomato sauce with grated cheese
and a bag of chips,
just so you can feel better about yourself.
And you have 100 certified bills?
Well done, kind Sir, you are somewhat above,
fill your basket full of our goods,
feel our love embrace you, we love you enough
to give you our quality stuff.
The stuff most can only dream of...
You're a millionaire???
Aaah, you're our favorite, our special customer,
we'll give you a special parking place, close the store
and bring out the goods most mortals never try...
caviar, rare wines and champagne, truffles and so on
so you'll know you're above everyone,
culturally, intellectually and morally.
YOU HAVE NOTHING? No currency at all?
We'll leave our food to rot before we give it to you,
you're much too unimportant and irrelevant for us.
Unless...
Our friends can give you some cash
and you'll give it back in a months time,
twice as much, of course,
but you'll be able to afford what you want at out store!
If you can't bring back the money in time
we have a special room for you
from which you won't be free to leave.
You will get three meals per day
and you'll work hard labor jobs for nothing in return.
Sound familiar?
You interested?
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