Worst Dream EVER

[Charles H. Root, III]

I just woke up from the worst dream EVER. Remember the show Quantum Leap? Somehow I ended up in Geddy Lee's body six and a half minutes before a Rush concert.It totally sucked.I was in a smelly room where Alex and Neil were fighting over the last diet Coke in the backstage spread and some guy opens the door and says "Five minutes guys. Small crowd, only eighteen thousand. And Geddy... No worries about your bass rig. The tech thinks it'll make it through the whole show tonight."I don't what Geddy had been up to, but he had the shits, wicked bad nicotine fit shakes, and his in-ears weren't working.WTF?Oh Gods of Quantum Leaping into Bass Player Bodies Whilst Sleeping or Unconscious, please make me Colin Greenwood, Kim Deal, or Les Pattinson next time.