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wrong.Steve Bennett's life is wrong, corrupted. confused. aching. loving. alone. he yearns for something better. i never stop to help him. sometimes i enjoy him crash and burn. is it his own fault? happiness is a warm gun.and a body to sleep next to at night rather than a large pillow.done
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A Day at Home

In the middle of the afternoonDeeply entrenched in a rutSurprised by the lingeringBy you hanging aroundTrudging through to the endProves difficult indeedNothing getting doneBeing watched in slow motionBeing pulled to other thingsYanked out of the rutJust to be thrown back in laterPlaying catch up is not funBut getting the eyeYes, it is a nice little surprise
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You

Along the street, along the street,
You pass in your grey coat.
The people that we meet, we meet,
Only you among them glow.

I see them with their knees pressed close.
They sit upon the bus and read;
Such proper slacks, such plain blue-jeans.
You are such as I suppose.

This face, that hurries on the road.
You run not to miss the 5.
It pulls up to the stop and chokes.
You rush in. You're so alive -

Bending the doors, soles to the floor,
Your throat unknots the air. You come,
Prophetic one, and I am done
With this hard waiting. Echo pure

Of your long coat alongside me:
You're here beside my knees.
For the ride long, among the herd,
Your eyes will shine without a word.
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WE ARE MAKING A NEW ALBUM

Ufa, até que enfim a matéria tão esperada, não é?!!

Valeu ED!!!!

Matéria da folha"Radiohead lançará novo álbum em 2010, diz guitarristaA banda Radiohead vai lançar um novo álbum em 2010. A informação foi confirmada pelo guitarrista do grupo, Ed O'Brien, ao site especializado em música NME.O'Brien destacou que, com as sessões de gravação previstas para o final do ano, a banda estará "definitivamente" lançando, fisicamente, um álbum completo no ano que vem.O guitarrista explicou que a banda foi mal interpretada quando o líder do grupo, Thom Yorke, disse em entrevista anterior que nenhum dos integrantes da banda queria entrar no caos criativo das gravações de um novo álbum."Fomos citados erroneamente", diz O'Brien, acrescentando: "nós vamos fazer um novo álbum".DivulgaçãoO guitarrista da banda inglesa Radiohead, Ed O'Brien, confirmou que o grupo deve lançar álbum novo em 2010Apesar de não ter informado sobre como será o lançamento do novo álbum, o guitarrista disse que sairá nos formatos de CD e vinil, mesmo que seja lançada antes no formato digital, para ser baixada na internet."Nós amamos a arte da capa; isso é muito importante, o físico", explicou. "E todos gostamos do vinil. Isso não vai desaparecer. Eu ainda gosto do CD também", contou o'Brien.Ele acrescentou que o Radiohead deve ser reunir no estúdio da banda em Oxfordshire neste inverno (verão no Brasil), e que a estação pode afetar as novas músicas."Nós estamos indo para o estúdio no inverno. É sempre miserável! Quando você está em um estúdio no interior, a música que você faz é definitivamente afetada pela estação em que se encontra"

Folha Online07/10/2009
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Huge 'ghost' ring discovered around Saturn


Spitzer Space Telescope reveals a supersized dust belt.
Michelle Grayson
Saturn's ring system has just got a lot larger, with the discovery of a faint ring that stretches out millions of kilometres into space.
But this new ring, which follows the orbit of one of Saturn's moons, Phoebe, is unlike any of the other rings that are closer to the planet: as well as being much thicker and wider, it is tilted from the plane of the other rings.
Saturn's rings were first described by astronomer and mathematician Christiaan Huygens in 1655. Since then, astronomers have discovered more details about the number of rings in the system and their composition, aided recently by NASA's Cassini–Huygens mission. It was thought that the farthest ring from Saturn — until now the largest known ring in the Solar System — was the E ring, which stretches from a distance of 3 Rs (where Rs is the radius of Saturn, equal to 60,330 kilometres) to 8 Rs, and is fed by active geysers on Saturn's icy moon Enceladus.
However, this new ring dwarfs all the others, extending from approximately 128 Rs to 207 Rs with a vertical thickness of 40 Rs. "It is an analogue of the 'tiny' rings around Saturn, but on an immense scale," says Michael Skrutskie of the University of Virginia in Charlottesville, and one of the paper's authors1. "It is also a very tenuous ring, with an optical depth of only 2 x 10–8. That is the equivalent of 20 grains of material per cubic kilometre."
Cryogenic clues
The extremely sparse nature of the ring means that it reflects very little light and is practically invisible, which is why it has previously escaped detection. Its existence was proposed based on the discovery of other satellite-associated rings — such as the Janus–Epimetheus Ring around Saturn detected in 2006 — which are formed from material ejected from planetary satellites following an impact.
"This was something that was not suspected before the Cassini mission," says Carl Murray, from the astronomy unit at Queen Mary, University of London, and a member of the Cassini imaging team. "We have since come to the conclusion that the origins of many of Saturn's inner rings are its satellites. Of course, these are very optically-thin rings and nothing like the spectacular rings we normally associate with Saturn."
The new 'Phoebe Ring' describes the outer boundaries of Phoebe's orbit, and is at an angle of 27° with respect to the other rings. Phoebe travels in the opposite direction to most of the planet's other moons. The ring was detected by thermal emission using the Spitzer Space Telescope's Multiband Imaging Photometer, which uses a cryogenic system to enable it to see such weak infrared signals. Skrutskie and his team confirmed their observations with images from the Spitzer archive.
And in a bonus discovery, the team think they may also have solved an astronomical mystery. One hemisphere of Iapetus, the next moon in from Phoebe, is much darker in colour than the other half — an observation that astronomers have never fully explained. The team now believes that the Phoebe Ring could be the missing source of the darker material, as well as being responsible for reddish deposits on Hyperion, another Saturnian moon. However, the team has not yet managed to accurately determine the ring's structure or composition to confirm this hypothesis: "Now that Spitzer has exhausted its cryogen, we cannot make any more observations that way," Skrutskie explains.
Further observations of the Phoebe Ring will have to wait until the infrared-optimized James Webb Space Telescope is operational following its launch in 2014. Until then, there will almost inevitably be more surprises from Saturn, Murray predicts. "I doubt this ring could have been seen with Cassini; it shows how important it is to have different instruments working towards the same goal."
This news from here "NATURE"
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Yes folks, this is the news we all await for and it is now a reality. Be excited... Be very excited.

Best news ever!!... [Via--Ateaseweb.com]There’s been a lot of speculation on Radiohead’s next album. Would it ever be recorded? Or would be just get digital tracks, EP’s or whatever made the press. Ed O’Brien confirmed that a new Radiohead album (yes, album) is in the making.It was the interview in The Believer that kick-started a lot of rumours on Radiohead’s future. Thom Yorke told the magazine: “None of us want to go into that creative hoo-ha of a long-play record again.(…) But we’ve all said that we can’t possibly dive into that again. It’ll kill us.” The news hit the press worldwide.Radiohead have spent this Summer in the studio, releasing tracks online like ‘Harry Patch (In Memory Of)’ and ‘These Are My Twisted Words’. This sort of seemed like they were serious about not releasing albums in the future. But guitarist Ed O’Brien has confirmed that the band is in fact interested in recording more albums and the follow-up to ‘In Rainbows’ is actually in the making.Ed O’Brien told NME that with sessions planned this winter the band would “definitely” be releasing a full album physically next year. “We were misquoted,” claimed O’Brien of Yorke’s comments, loudly adding, “WE WILL BE MAKING AN ALBUM!” Although he said the band hadn’t decided how it would be released, he said the album would come out on vinyl and CD whether it first arrived as a download or not.“We love the artwork; that’s really important, the physicality,” he explanied. “And we all like vinyl. That’s not going to go away. I still like CDs as well. I got the Speech Debelle CD the other day – I nearly downloaded it from iTunes but I thought, ‘No. I want the physical thing.’”O’Brien wouldn’t be drawn on specific tracks, but suggested that recent free download ‘There Are My Twisted Words’ was not a marker for the album.On releasing ‘These Are My Twisted Words’ online he said: “It’s a kind of one-off. It could have been a darker side of ‘In Rainbows’ – it’s got that autumnal vibe, we’re leaving the summer and going into the darkness.”He added that with Radiohead set to reconvene in their Oxfordshire studio this winter, the season might similarly affect the new songs. “Typical Radiohead,” he laughed. “We’re going into the studio in winter. It’s always miserable! Are we at the whim of the seasons? We are! When you’re in a studio in the countryside, the music you make is definitely affected by what season it is.”
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IMP: Notes about The Orpheum show and Recording

If you are going to The Orpheum show tonight (Monday) or know somebody who is, here's the deal re: recordingAudio recording (as long as you're semi-undercover about it) should be no problem - and the sound in there is pretty good. It can get a bit echo-y in there, but for the most part audio trax should turn out well.Video recording - well, you have to be really sneaky about this (which is why I only have 3 videos from last night). Last night they weren't checking bags, doing pat-downs, or anything - you could just walk right in (they were mostly concerned about making sure your ID and credit card matched). But once you get to your seat (seated venues are not appropriate for Thom Yorke shows by the way) and actually start recording, you'll have security people on you telling you to stop. There are also non-fans (industry and celebs) who will "tell on you" if you start again. The closer you are to the stage, the worse it is because they have more security and more lame people who would rather sit there silently and text message than dance and enjoy the show.Anyway, just wanted to let you know so you can help spread the word.Here are my HD videos from last night: https://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4CC8C0A2A2DE50C2
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Thom Yorke at the ORPHEUM - review, pix and vids

AN AWESOME New York Times review....http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/06/arts/music/06yorke.html?_r=1&pagewanted=allAnd a Guardian Review http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/oct/05/thom-yorke-fleaROLLIING STONE review (a good one!) http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/10/05/thom-yorke-dances-up-a-storm-at-official-debut-of-new-solo-band/and our hero!! - Colette/mytraveltales we love youSo here's her review with pix:http://rockisagirlsbestfriend.com/2009/10/05/thom-yorke-band-at-the-orpheum-night-1/And videoS:THE ERASER video in HD! http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheum-theAnalyse HD http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheumThe Clock HD http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheum-the-1Harrowdown Hill http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheum-1Skip Divided http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheum-skipBlack Swan http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheum-2Lotus Flower http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheum-3also SUPER COLLIDER! http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheum-4Open The Floodgates http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-orpheum-open
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El proyecto de Thom junto a Flea, Joey Waronker, Mauro Refosco y Nigel Godrich que debutó el viernes pasado muy exitosamente en el Echoplex de Los Angeles en un show informal, se presenta de manera oficial en el teatro Orpheum de la misma ciudad americana. Si bien Thom insistió en que el proyecto no tiene nombre formal, todo el mundo parece agruparlos bajo el nombre de ??????, como se puede ver en la foto (gracias al usuario CandyTMan de Twitpic) Se espera que el setlist cuente con los mismos temas que fueron interpretados en el Echoplex, ya que como el mismo Thom escribió en Dead Air Space, “aún no tenemos muchos temas all information http://www.exitmusic.com.ar/news/ thom righ now / murder on a stick !!!
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THOM SUPERBAND

HOLLA !! SHOW AUDIO thnks ricardohead !!! http://www.mediafire.com/?fyzzzzykxzz MY FAVORITE SONG - ABSOLUTELY AMAZING - BATUCADA !!!! http://www.waste-central.com/video/cymbal-rush-3 SEXYTHOM PICS BY DAMITA http://www.waste-central.com/photo/albums/sexythom-by-damita La banda formada por Thom que se compone de Nigel Godrich, Mauro Refosco, Flea y Joey Waronker dara esta noche un show informal en el Echoplex de Los Angeles. El show fue anunciado menos de 24 horas antes a través de Dead Air Space – aunque los rumores del mismo ya trascendieron el miercoles 30 de Septiembre. Las entradas se agotaron en cuestión de minutos en la web, y en la reventa los precios llegaban hasta los 1.500 dolares THM DEDICATED ATOMS FOR PEACE TO RACHEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.waste-central.com/video/this-is-atoms-for-peace-for THM LOVES RHCP Thom: Really? Reminds me of early rave 1992. It’s just the drumbeat thing, I guess. Uh… um… early rave isn’t 1992. Get your facts right, boy! Anyway, the funny thing was that to be honest the guitar on it was really influenced by… I went to see the Chili Peppers a few times and I really like the way John Frusciante plays. And uh… it was sort of a homage to that, in my sort of clunky ‘can’t–really-pick kind of way https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=ES&hl=...AD2&index=0 Thom's response with playing an imaginary guitar look at htm ¡!! Jjaja hha ¡!! he is a big fan RHCP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9aEP0cyErI htp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vit9jav55to john frusciante is a big fan RHCP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHwJgzpF-GU...feature=related NOW THM HAVE TWO BANDS - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT ? AHORA THM TIENE DOS BANDAS - QUE PIENSAS AL RESPECTO? show review LA Times http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/10/live-review-thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex.html Thom Yorke is a great dancer. This talent doesn't come up too often in his day job fronting the transcendently dispirited quintet Radiohead, where long, simmering songs tend to cover topics like wolves at one's door, impending ice ages and God being unamused by a videotape of your life. But at Friday night's debut of his still-unnamed solo-project/ensemble at the Echoplex, he moved like Busby Berkeley at the end of days -- jerky robot twitches, stoned head-rolls, teenage sock-hop bouncing. For a man who leads what's likely to be the last rock band considered the best and best-selling at the same time, there was a sense of a previously untapped emotion in the onstage performance: Joy. For the few hundred vigilant souls at the Echoplex who managed to sneak onto Ticketweb before it exploded Friday, the feeling was absolutely mutual. Yorke formed the new project -- with Flea, Nigel Godrich, Joey Waronker and Mauro Refosco -- to play out material from Yorke's 2006 glitchy laptop-pop solo debut "The Eraser" and a few new and rare tunes. Yorke billed it as a "rehearsal" onstage, but the set was a flawless performance. Though it will break the heart of everyone in the line that stretched to Echo Park Lake outside, there was standing room aplenty next to Zack de la Rocha, Kim Gordon and, we hear, Daft Punk and Rick Rubin in there. First, it must be said that casting Flea on bass was a devilish and particularly brilliant move for this ensemble. There might not be another rock musician with a better sense of syncopation, and his drill-bit-precise computer-funk bass lines made the songs swing in a way that Radiohead rarely gets at on record. Opening with the title track from "The Eraser," it was instantly apparent the group was up to something entirely different. Phil Selway is a fine drummer in Radiohead, but this material veered much closer to the kind of drum-and-bass and old-rave percussion that's percolated into Radiohead's arrangements but never really stood up front. Maybe I just have this sound on the brain lately, but a lot of it moved like dubstep and what you'd find at Low End Theory. "The Clock" and "Skip Divided" were revelatory this way -- the edge-of-your-seat beats with Yorke's ever-reaching falsetto and a melodica turn by Flea added up to something uncannily pretty yet completely swaggering and kinetic. There were more handmade and intimate takes on "Eraser" tracks like "Atoms For Peace," with its particularly fiendish off-time bass runs, and the piano-centric "Black Swan," but the band seemed to know they worked best when playing as a kind of post-apocalyptic version of the Time. The menacing punk-funk murder ballad of "Harrowdown Hill" practically dripped blood, and when Yorke sang lines like "Did I fall or was I pushed? / Don't ask me, ask the Ministry," it felt less mournful and more like a promise to haunt the heck out of whoever did the deed. Though the set was very much about the interplay within the new group, Radiohead obsessives had plenty to mull over. During an encore/interlude at the piano, Yorke played unreleased songs (known to the encyclopedic fansite At Ease Web as "Skirting on the Surface," "Lotus Flower," "Judge, Jury and Executioner" and "Open The Floodgates"), some of which have reportedly been in the Radiohead orbit for a few years. It's unclear if Yorke has now claimed them as solo material or was using them to fill the set out. But Yorke's self-deprecating wisecracks about how little material the band had was totally unfounded. By the time they veered from a sprawling 7/8 workout jam into the splintery new cut "FeelingPulledApartByHorses," Yorke and his band were on their toes again, flailing like teenage garage-band savants who just discovered the physical pleasures of playing together. If you have Orpheum tickets, these shows will both confirm and upend a lot of what you think about Radiohead and Yorke as a writer-arranger. He's still nudging the outer limits of what a rock band is capable of today, but by turning to some basic, downright sexy beat-making and gleeful witch-doctor arrangements. The lines around the Orpheum this weekend will be intimidating. Make sure you're in one. -- August Brown THE SUPERBAND ON TWITTER http://twitter.com/laweeklymusic AMAZING VIDEOS http://www.waste-central.com/profiles/blogs/harrowdown-hill-and-all-the?xgs=1 MANY THANKS : EXITMUSIC - RADIOHEADCHILE -ATEASE- CITIZENINSANE-MYQUEENBEAR-RICARDOHEAD-DAMITA BYE LADY FROM EGIPT - FUCKING PYRAMID SONG !!!
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Lotus Flower http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplexA few STUNNING quality videos - all on the general video page... All from mytraveltalesPaperbag Writer http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-4Skirting On The Surface http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-5Open The Floodgates http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-7Feeling Pulled Apart By Horses http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-6The Hollow Earth http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-theHarrowdown Hill http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-8And It Rained AlL NIght http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-itSkip Divided http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-9Black Swan http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-10The Clock http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-the-1Analyse http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-11The Eraser http://www.waste-central.com/video/thom-yorke-at-the-echoplex-the-2ALL videos are on the general video page (and mine).I left out all the incomplete bits (like Cymbal Rush - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqkw84ezZxM ) - but you can find them on YouTube...

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So in our country these days its the law to insure the metal box's we drive but not our bodies. I'm straight and since we take marriage so seriously we don't want to let gay people get married. We get divorced 60% of the time 100% of the time. And furthermore we have drive through marriage stops in Vegas. So prestigious. I'm still waiting for a fairy tale ending; when will it come, leaving me without one thing to worry about or work on in the relationship with myself and the person I love. Love doesn't take any sort of work or introspection. All that stuff is overrated. My style of love comes in a micro wave with a golden door. All the other developed countries that have a form of socialized health care are obviously full of idiots, and are controlled by evil socialist. They should really let people die and suffer their way through life instead of caring about them. Emotions are over rated too, if you talk about that stuff too much it will make you uncomfortable. Furthermore, being uncomfortable is not a good way to learn or grow, it just shows how weak you really are. I wish the government would stop attacking me with all these taxes. Taxes only give to the poor and take from the rich. Exploiting labor in third world countries is a good thing. I mean those people aren't real people because they are lesser mortals. They arent going to survive anyways so we will put them in the worst conditions possible. This sorta resembles the holocaust and contemporary slavery but ill ignore it all together. Go Capitalism! Besides why would we want more jobs in our country to help the 12% that is unemployed. See I know everything about everything and how everything ever happened. God tells me everything in this book I have. All the other books you say? Those are wrong because they aren't based on facts. Besides how could you believe what is in them. Im a Christian and we believe the best way to spread love is hate, kill, and suppress the ones who dont have the same values. I have to be right, I must be right, and ill never question it or I am a sinner. And sinners go to hell. Please forgive me, please please please. I am a human being a think dirty thoughts I hope god can forgive me. The people on the bottom of society should just stay in school. I mean 50% of funding for public schools comes from local property taxes. What do they want next? I'm a victim, everyone is after me, ill close my garage door before I get out of the car within my gated community because you just never know. If you don't agree with me you are going to hell.Tragedy on a mindless moving floor, pushing the passenger of life.
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Today today

Today I was having this really deep thought/conversation in my head while riding in a car. I remember thinking, shit I want to write about this later. It's later, and I have forgotten the brilliant topic I was pondering and am frustrated now. I was really going to dig into something good and meaningful and now I'm thoughtless.Shitty.
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I found this whilst trawling

The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.Or.A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving.The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food.The British press inform people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so, while others have plenty.The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house. The BBC, interrupting a cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts a multi-cultural choir singing 'We shall overcome'.Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the squirrel got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his 'fair share' and increases the charge for squirrels to enter inner London .In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer.The squirrel's taxes are reassessed. He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders for the work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopper did not want to work. The grasshopper is provided with a council house, financial aid to furnish it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile. The squirrel's food is seized and re distributed to the more needy members of society, in this case the grasshopper.Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home. The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get to Britain as they had to share their country of origin with mice. On arrival they tried to blow up the airport because of Britain 's apparent love of dogs.The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempted bombing but were immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody. Initial moves to return them to their own country were abandoned, because it was feared they would face death by the mice. The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from people's credit cards.A Panorama special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel's food, though spring is still months away, while the council house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain the house. He is shown to be taking drugs. Inadequate government funding is blamed for the grasshoppers' drug 'illness'.The cats seek recompense in the British courts for their treatment since arrival in UK .The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks. He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him.. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery.A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost £10,000,000 and state the obvious, is set up. Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme forgrasshoppers and legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased. The government praises the asylum-seeking cats for enriching Britain 's multicultural diversity, and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats.The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison. They call for the resignation of a government minister.The cats are paid a million pounds each because their rights were infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in the United Kingdom .The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses. Their taxes are increased to pay for law and order, and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65 because of a shortfall in government funds.Vote Labour
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