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A TALE OF HEARTACHE, WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!

hello. my lovely w-a-s-t-e-rs!undoubtedly, i'll get round to telling you of my latest adventures around the edinburgh festival (the link below is usually where i post them first - so go there!). meanwhile, also from that site, is another true-life tale of my uselessness. enjoy!TAKEN FROM - www.stevebeagrie.comOne of the things I’m famed for is my ability to unintentionally get myself into bizarre situations in public places (not saying exactly what, my mum might read this). I have a knack for this, just as I have a knack for saying the worst thing at the wrong moment. Anyway, I’m standing at the bus stop this morning (people who know me well enough will already know the famous bus stop story, no need to cover that shameful incident again) and there’s this lady, who works in an office next to said bus stop. Anyway, in recent weeks, she’s started smiling and saying hello. At first, I assumed I had food stuck to my mouth, but that’s highly unlikely. At least more than once. Not every day, for a fortnight, surely?Anyway, she’s rather nice (maybe a wee bit older than me but, being in my thirties, I can never work that out anyway) and who doesn’t like having attractive people smiling at them? Nobody, that’s who. I suspect she knows me from somewhere but, for the life of me, I have no idea who she is. No matter, we’re too far into the smiling and hellos fo me to embarrass myself with the old;“Yeah, and what was your name again?”Been there, done that. Besides, I may still have food stuck to my face or, worse, a snotter (!) You may think I’m being overly paranoid here but there remains a definite edge to the whole smile. To compound this, two of her colleagues usually walk past around the same time and give me a look like I’m some sort of scumbag (you know, like I’m Ian Huntley, and I’ve offered to bathe their kids - that look). I suspect they must all have been on a works night out on one of the many occasions I’ve made a public tit of myself.Perhaps I got my willy out? You never know, that seems to evoke disgust in two thirds of women, so the statistics support that theory. Sorry, mum, if you’re reading this. Anyway, my glacier-slow approach to making new friends seemed to be going along nicely (though I still, for the life of me, can’t place her). Anyway, she comes up to me this morning as I’m fiddling with my malfunctioning headphones. My almost socially-acceptable technological guard down, she approaches me and says;“Hi, I’m sure I know you from somewhere?”Not the most original thing I’ve heard. The accent throws me totally (she’s not local) and I’m certain I have no memory of this woman, beyond smiles and bus stop hellos. Oh, and this new social interaction! Argh! Better say something! So I did;“Yeah, I’m the guy from the bus stop.”Seriously, not a word of a lie. You’ve heard of wanting the ground to swallow you up? I’d have settled for the bus being on time, just the fucking once. She looks at me blank, the famous Beagrie charm isn’t working, say something else. Something witty and engaging;“I don’t see how, unless it was on Crimewatch!”Mental note. New people don’t get my “humour”. This is probably why I avoid new people like the plague. Anyway, I recovered enough from this bad start (she didn’t run away), but I still have no idea who she is, or how I can get round the whole name thing. In these internet-ruled days, I suppose i could google (stop giggling, you’re disgusting!) her work and see if they have a website, or something. That is pretty weird though, in a cyber-stalker way. Needless to say, I’ll doubtless get drunk and approach her in the pub, that’s probably what happened the last time. Everyone at work got a good laugh at my tale, including the woman next to me who said, in her usual,sympathetic tone;“Ask her to drop her pants, maybe you’ll recognise her then!”What do people think of me? That I’m like The Legend? In fact, is it too late to make out this story is about The Legend? Better not, or The Legend will make me get the bus to work tomorrow…sad, but entirely true. in other news, the nutter at my work has started making kissy-faces at me again and i am about to trade in my tortured-artist mattress on the floor for a bed! now, all i need is a matching mattress for it.once again, why do i tell you these things? because i love you.feel that love.steve x.
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welcome

Hi every one !welcome !hope you'll enjoy my profile...if you want more info :www.myspace.com/jonathanthomawww.myspace.com/superfudgechunkspecial thanks to waste and Radiohead for making this possible.cheers !
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The Thom Yorke's Loneliness Labyrinth

This article is from a magazine called "La Mosca en la Pared" (The Fly on the Wall) and it was written by Carolina Ramírez about her experience in London. Sadly, this magazine doesn't exist anymore.
Sorry if my english is not good sometimes.

London, GB. Everything happened at the Royal Festival Hall, a Monday in which nobody was working because of the Easter. A quiet, gentle, clear but cold city was discretly announcing the series of concerts of the London's Synphony, the same which would count with a special guest: Jonny Greenwood, who would play his favorite instrument: Martenot ondes (an electronic instrument invented in 1928 by Maurice Martenot that mixes keyboards and strings for free-sliding). But the open secret ran out. There would be a guest even more special: Thom Yorke, who, it was said, would play new material. A two hours concert that was fluctuating between arab sonorities and a Radiohead spectrum, kind of Kid A.

At the right time, an introverted, skinny and stooped Greenwood showed up, who at the end of the scenary took over of his onde martenot. Later, the most expected presentation came: "Ladies and gentlemen, Thom Yorke". The passionate applause discovered the fans from hell that were covering themselves between their serious and educated contemporaries. Everybody was there for him, for the one who sings to misery while he penetrates our ears. He sang "Arpeggi" and "Where Bluebirds Fly". Then, an overflowing ovation was produced, something strange in English people. People standing admired the cursed poet of our generation. A second entry just to thank the applause, the exasperated screaming. But was not Greenwood the special guest? Was not him who had to be ovationed for his solo proyect Bodysong? It looked that lot of them had forgotten his interpretations from minutes before: "Piano for Children" and "Smear".

It was one of that special concerts that does not happen very often, the start of the spring, sometimes absent in this island, with an inescapable desire to meet Radiohead's brain in person. Outside of the building, the concept of London was summarized very well: a bunch of international admirers, some had come from New York and even a mexican. The cold was starting to force, like every night, but the atmosphere was perfect: the Big Ben and London Eye in background, the sound of the Tamesis playing with the wind, the moon was so big that it illuminated all shamelessly. All prepared with cameras, tickets, vinyls, cd's and anything that was allowed.

"He's coming", my friend said, but three fearsome bodyguards, though very polite, kept Yorke protected of his compulsive fans. A quick glance. Little, blonde, disarrenged hair, pretty, a total freak but with a book under his arm while signing everything given to him: The Labyrinth of Loneliness by Octavio Paz, therefore my surprise ended in a fast comment in spanish. Everybody shut up as Yorke was like What?! I didn't know who looked more scared, if he or I. But I answered him I was talking about the book he was carrying, and he answered very content and smiling: "Oh, yes, it's a present; somebody gave it to me, but I can't read it because it's in spanish". Where was that Thom Yorke of the little eye, bizarre till death, reservated till introversion? What the hell was he doing with a book in spanish that is about the Mexicans' identity? What could an english understand about our national identity and about what is "rajarse"*? But does not the myth say he was inspired from that book for a song?

The weather was perfect. Thom was laughing and talking like any mortal. He shaked hands with an English girl who congratulated him for his fucking amazing music. He knew he had the throne. Now I was in front of him and with a big smile, I asked him the obligatory question: "Can you take a picture with us?". Gloomy and darken silence. I had broken the myth. Everybody seemed to know the rules, but me. Not only his face was of astonishment, also everyone's around. Ups. The seconds were becoming an eternity. The astonished face answered with an overwhelming negative. But my face astonished him more: "Why not?". "Sorry, but the car is waiting for me" and he ran. I had broken the mysticism, that pact between him and his redemptive. I broke more than silence.

But it was not just an unreasonable negative, it was the fallen of an archetype, of a true musician. How to believe in what he sings, screams, cries, in his eternal anticapitalist pro-poor people speech, if he keeps three bodyguards besides him, runs to a Mercedes Benz with driver and wears Nike? Where is his speech then? I guess rock, as power, corrupts. In the end, though he doesn't like it, is a rockstar, with the pros and cons of fame.

In that way, the loneliness labyrinth stopped being mexican for a night, though English do n'o remember what it is living in loneliness anymore.

London will survive to everything only for its music.


*Rajarse: it is a mexican expression, it makes reference to run away or be intimidate from such situations.
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Generation X

Two days before Christmas, Palm Springs Airport is crammed with cranberry-skinned tourists and geeky scalped marines, all heading home for their annual doses of slammed doors, righteously abandoned meals, and the traditional family psychodramas.
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Here I am

in NYCthere was board related things... and.... now I am heading to Washington in the morning and I am sad. I would've liked to stay here a while longer and forget about Washington. I have no desire to see Washington. OK I'm sure I will go "Oh yeah... Whitehouse, cool" when I get there but I wanted to just hang out this holiday and now I have an itinerary with Mum and I should feel less like I'm inhibited and more like oooh yay I'm on holiday with my Mum, we can bond.But really, there was a bunch of people smoking weed up on the balcony and I could hardly go over and have a chat and go partying with them cos she's all worried about missing the bus tomorrow.Yawn.Not long til the Indiana show now.So there's that! I will be off with Melissa for a couple nights and can geek out as much as I want...........
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Rogue's Gallery at The Barbican

Saw Rogues Gallery at The Barbican in London last night. A mix of bawdy sea chanteys and ballads of lost loves etc.Over three hours of music rooted in the past, but brought into the present by contemporary artists such as Martha Wainwright, Shane MacGowan, Tim Robbins and folk favourites Eliza Carthy, Martin Carthy, Norma Waterson amongst many others.Rockin' music on the mandolin and the saw - yes saw! which you just don't get to hear every day were added bonuses and in a set of over forty songs there were some real treats. 'The Good Ship Venus' as sung by I think Richard Strange was outrageously bawdy and Shane MacGowan singing along and playing harmonica on 'Drunken Sailor' were great to see. Who would have thought an idea by Jonny Depp and Gore Verbinski while working on 'Pirates of the Caribbean'would have brought such results. It was a really special evening.
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That man, that's not meI go where I pleaseI walk through wallsFloat down the LiffeyI'm not here, this isn't happeningI'm not here, I'm not hereI know what I'm seingYou pulled me outAnd trough me back againIn a little while, I'll be goneThe moment's already passedYeah, it's goneYeah, it's goneYeah, it's gone .............
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Érase una vez una manada de animales costarricenses que se conglomeraron un domingo para deleitarse con la música de un grupo mierda de reggae a cambio de tres paquetes vacios de una conocida barra de chocolate. Al ser las 3 de la tarde con el corral a más no poder, parte de la manada que se quedo afuera decidió entrar a fuerza, reventando los candados de la salida de emergencia del lugar en donde se llevaba a cabo el evento.A empujones, golpes y demás lograron su meta: Cagarse en la tarde del resto de animaliTICOS que ya tenian sitio e iban preparados para escuchar la música mierda que ni los pollitos dicen... Su comportamiento en dicha situación enfurecio a otros animales aun mayores que con gases lacrimogenos, macanas e insultos terminaron de cagarse en la olla de leche.Seguidos instantes, la manada de animalTICOS se encontraban por la calle (con unos cuantos puros de mota y tragos de sobra) destrozando todo lo que estaba a su camino:Universidades, restaurantes, tiendas, bancos, edificios y todo lo NO relacionado con aquel maldito concierto de reggae dejándole perdidas millonarias a personas inocentes que estaban fuera de contexto.Al final los animaliTICOS se fueron felices a sus casas por un concierto de mierda al que nunca asistieron y por haber destruido decenas de locales de gente trabajadora. QUE LINDO COSTA RICA!!Morajela: No ofenserse cuando nos clasifican de tercer munditas y mucho menos de ANIMALES!
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Esse Quam Videri thats latin for to be rather than to seem. i felt ill and just to be sure i turned myself inside out and rolled in disease. i felt ill and just to be sure i reached inside myself and found my organs had turned to sky-blue glass.i have been told that this is a possible side effect of working for the government.
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